Move over Birkenstocks.
Dad sneakers, also called chunky sneakers – or more bluntly, “ugly sneakers” – have ruled footwear trends in the past few years since the Balenciaga Triple S first made its debut. But a new kind of “ugly” has emerged to steal the attention of shoe addicts: ugly sandals.
In case you’ve been living under a rock, ugly fashion has been around for a while now and this latest footwear fad is only perpetuating it. But what defines ugly sandals, you ask?
Like their sneaker counterparts, ugly sandals are not inherently ugly; they’re simply contrary to the conventional slim, fitted silhouettes or elegant heels. They typically come chunky-sized and sports-leaning with thick straps, like cousins to the infamous Birkenstocks – the kind your oldest uncle or a fisherman would wear. Your orthopaedic may even approve of them, alongside these fashionistas:
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Being surrounded by so much greenery – especially those ferns – feels so much like New Zealand.
Black clearly seems to be the colour of choice when it comes to these sandals, although some brands have come up with vibrant interpretations too (see Chiara Ferragni’s).
If you’re one to prioritise comfort and or purely enjoy breaking (read: reconstructing) fashion rules, this trend may just be for you. Move over Birkenstocks, these are the latest ugly sandals to shop now.
Louis Vuitton LV Archlight sandals
The LV Archlight sneakers has charmed the likes of Aimee Song, Scha Alyahya, Jane Chuck and more. Now cue the era of its sister sandals. W louisvuitton.com
Gucci rubber buckle strap sandal
Fisherman sandals, but make it Gucci with mismatched embellishments – Double G hardware on one side and a metal feline head on the other. It’s inscribed with a Gucci logo on the heel strap for good measure. W gucci.com
Balenciaga Track sandals
You know it’s ugly when it looks like it’s designed by the graphic artists of Alien vs Predator…but maybe that’s part of its charm. W net-a-porter.com
Chloe Sonnie sandals
Like the LV Archlights, Chloe’s Sonnie Sandals take after the brand’s sneakers of the same name, designed with a colourblocked combination of technical fabrics, leather and suede. W mytheresa.com
Roger Vivier Slidy Viv
Bored of plain Jane slides? Try Roger Vivier’s Swarovski crystal-embellished buckle detail pair to add a touch of sparkle to complement your skirt or dress. W net-a-porter.com
Ganni Hiking Leather Sandals
With the plush molded footbed and sturdy rubber soles, one could go trekking in these Ganni sandals and feel like they’re walking on air. W net-a-porter.com
3.1 Phillip Lim Freida leather platform sandals
Here’s a pair of chunky 50mm platform sandals to look taller while walking on cushioned comfort. W net-a-porter.com
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